Yeah, i think she was German or something.
No dude, she's just got a speech impediment.
cruising supermarkets, asking random people where i can get weed. fuck alaska
He told me they were just razor bumps!
dont get mad but guess who just got banned for life from dodger stadium
I have no idea. After the fireworks it all went to shit. Do you know why I woke up with a road sign?
Its so fun. We're having a music war with the boat next to us. They have strippers.
Have your arms or hands ever gone numb after drinking too much?
Wtf did you do last night?
He's doing his thing where I don't know if he's alive until three in the afternoon so idk
You can't just take out your bong for hits in public places... That's what pipes are for. You've got to be stealthier.
No, it's okay because this is the city of trees.
YOU'VE ALREADY BEEN BUSTED MORE THAN ONCE. THAT'S NOT A VALID EXCUSE FOR BONG HITS IN COFFEE GARDEN
I sent him a tit pic with the caption, "Mt. Arie and Mt. Hola are ready for expedition." Too nerdy?
My concern for you and peanut butter is the reason I am still awake.
just had sex in the back of my high school auditorium #dreamcumtrue
Do not buy a prego test at the Walgreens you frequent. It's awkward. Just trust me.
I always knew I would be boring and die in an Uber.
So, I woke up under a table with an alarm clock on my face, my hair in a bag of popcorn, and my phone charger wrapped around me.. what happened?
Randomize
