I just tried to pick my 105-lb puppy up and accidentally fingered its asshole
There are some things we keep to ourselves Brian
THEY JUST PLAYED KISS FROM A ROSE TONIGHT IS PERFECT
like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
I can only be a whore so many days outta the week.
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just ate frosted cheerios in coffee with some marshmellows. the college diet begins
You yelled "bananas are an excellent source of pottasium!"4 times in the middle of class. how do you not remember?
I don't even know what potassium is.
She said I had the biggest dick she'd ever seen. And when you consider how many she's come in contact with, it's kind of like winning the heisman.
I know I'm her Sunday school teacher. I just feel I would be saving others from a lot of headaches by telling her someday she's going to be a stripper
They're making him take his shirt off cause they think he's the bouncer. We're in his backyard.
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I'm going to miss recovering from hangovers on the beach. Rolling around in my dorm bed and watching Friends reruns is just gonna feel like slumming it.
the best part of college is nobody can tell me not to eat six toaster strudels and jerk off in the shower
I was so high I didn't realize I'd put on someone else's bra. I thought my boobs had shrunk.
he kept insisting he didn't have my number, so i called his phone and my number came up as "yeaaaaaaaaah!"
We were so amazed while watching mission impossible ghost protocol last night we didn't even have sex
If your talking about a poncho I WANT ONE
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