Ross. Joey. Chandler. Who would you do?
she has over 3,000 tagged photos on facebook. dont tell me she isnt annoying.
I woke up face down on my laptop with three windows open: itunes, chat roulette and redtube
I never once brought up his unibrow when he was insulting me. That's class.
I think i lit a firework with a joint. happy birthday, america?
What color suit is the proper "i banged the bride" attire?
I just spent 10 min explaining to my mom how orange is a strange color. I think she knows
Both of our knuckles were split open this morning when I came out of the blackout, the column on the porch has two new cracks in it, were like the redneck Super Smash Bros.
If I ever go to Canada, I'm fucking the maple syrup out of his Canadian ass.
Did you clean his pubes up off the table yet?
I still don't know his name but his ass is spectacular. Like he should never wear pants.
Rebecca hasn't has this number in 3 months. Please tell all her friends to stop calling at 3 am. We are not interested in buying or selling drugs nor do we want to hook up with anyone. You all need to go to rehab.
So high, just applauded for a magic trick on Hulu.
Can you please stop fucking every bartender in the city? Just once I want to have a Jack and Coke without fielding questions about your availability.
Need advice bro. Which one should I take: the blonde devil crying in the corner or the brunette crawling on the floor acting like a dinosaur??
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