is that paris hilton dressed up as the guy from star trek who hosts reading rainbow
Memo to self- delete texts about butt sex from you before giving my mom my old phone to use.
she doesn't hate you. She just thinks you need a personality adjustment, speech therapy and weight watchers.
Is drinking merlot and watching womens figure skating by myself gay?
Their wedding is on my 21st birthday. I fail to see a way that this could end poorly.
You were mounting an escalator last night, shouting "I have no health insurance" at people
I just took a dump to end all dumps. Other dumps have already written ballads about it. It was the Armageddon dump. Bruce Willis was there, it was awful.
be proud. or at least amused. an 18 yr old and a 25 yr old at least makes my average hookup age this week the same as my age.
The funny part was that the cop pulled us over cause the park was closed, not because I had just come up from giving the guy a blowjob when the cop drove by.
Note to self: don't try to shave your legs when sex-sore. You CANT reach, stop trying.
I mixed Jack with hot chocolate. This may be the best or worst idea ever. I have yet to find that out
Be safe. If you have intercourse with a boy use so many condoms this his penis is no longer recognizable.
My vagina needs a break, I had to ice it with a beer bottle last night.
This can only be settled by a dance off.
Drunk me made cabbage burritos at 1am after going to hustler hollywood.\nI bought socks. Lol
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