There is an asian family here, I heard the mom call her son onyong
the chair was smiling at me in sociology and i had to try not to burst out laughing.
he wanted to have sex on the little rocking chair but i was too high to figure out how to do that so we did it on the floor.
No one knows who he is but he hasn't missed a shot in beer pong yet. He's dressed as lance armstrong and is tearing shit up.
The doctor told me if I woke up with a broken foot and don't know how it happened, I might want to look into getting treatment.
I wish! That ended in 2001 when we all got collectively band from the Settle Inn. As a group we are also band from social events at the zoo. It's impressive really.
After hearing her fall down in the shower for the third time, I decided to go check on her.
Some girl just walked passed me, said "fuck yeah!" and is now crawling up the stairs
Haha its fine we ask know it. He's still cool thought
Focus on the keyboard man. Focusssss
Dude your life.. At your sugar daddies house sending nudes to your fwb
No way hahaha I have zero intention of adding him I wanna just join in on a three some but mostly just be there for moral support and snacks
One day no one will want to send me dick pics so by all means keep 'em coming
He walked into the bar with a pillow and put his head down...nuff said
I’ve officially bought the ticket for my future dick appointment 😂
I sort of feel bad for this orthodontist. The things that have been in my mouth in the past 12 hours aren't exactly socially acceptable.
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