We traveled between two mile markers in 18 seconds. Do the math.
I just got asked by a man in the alley if i would like to buy 50 dollars of meat for 20 bucks. Its been a weird day.
Omg. Just talked to a semi driver from nebraska. Got her truck stuck. Gave her and her riding buddy a glass of vodka and a cig. YES.
he made me salute his american flag boxers before i took them off
What happened to the watermelon?
You fucked it.
Did you wake up with "jello shots" stamped on your hand too?
hot twin vs twin who's good in bed. why do my life choices same way unfair
Sharon took in a random bleeding stranger drunker than her, named her Nicole, and is feeding her jello shots on the toilet
I fingered her though her window because she couldn't leave
And I feel bad.
Because we're having a serious discussion about our sex life and you're playing minecraft?
It's total crap. On a side note I watched a porn of 4 guys wrestling in chocolate then messing around with each other. It was like a dream come true
Mimosa dick, like his cousin Whiskey dick, is just as ineffective but a lot more fun to be around
My life is a video game called get the drunk princess back to her castle, thank you to all that participated
He's hot and has an accent therefore you don't ask questions when he tells you to take your pants off.
I was angry that a college kid had a new Audi
so I peed on it
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