I'm sorry that you just had your first misguided homo experience
My feet smell like cheese. Makes me hungry.
Yeah. I hotboxed a windbreaker.
make sure i look cute passed out on the couch.
my dad's beating me at drinking again. No matter what i do I can't win.
I elbow dropped a bag of ice to break it so we could make margaritas. I bled everywhere. Be proud.
I would think I was a stalker too if I wasn't myself
Everyone at work loved my story about sobering up in a river with no bra on.
Got super judged by this lady at the Rolling Stones concert last night. Bitch don't look so salty at my dad and I splitting two joints, an edible, and two margaritas. It's the stones.
Everyone keeps telling me I look so healthy and happy today: the power of the penis people!!
i just got banned from the m&m's website for trying to get poon slayer written on my custom order
Xanax and cookies, it's good to be home
Im shooting goldshlager and waxing my crotch
I mean seriously with your cock and my tits combined we could rule the world. Pinky and the brain style
can you tell me why i woke up in a diaper and combat boots?
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