haha you were like: "I don't want to uh pressure you.." as you took your own shirt off
did it hurt when the cum got in your eye
not so much hurt, more like a stinging sinsation like mouthwash
Hard to imagine a reason apart from blow jobs that I'm awake at 530 am.
ran into someone who graduated hs with us while i was paying for booze in quarters. i love it when people from my past catch me in my classier moments.
Did you really end last night's sexting with "Stay thirsty my friend"?
My roomate asked me why she found condoms in the pringles container. I don't know what to tell her
He turned off the music when i walked in and introduced me to everyone. then they gave me jager and made me chug it while holding a giant purple dildo. everything resumed when i finished
Of all the shitty people we associated with, you should be happy that I'm the one fucking your cousin. Sorry.
Hurry up. Some creepy guy with a "God is vengeful" flyer is asking where I wanna go most today. I think he's going to chop me into pieces.
Today, my boyfriend informed me that I look like my dad when I orgasm
I still don't know his name but his ass is spectacular. Like he should never wear pants.
Do you remember when you first moved into my parents house with me and we came home to find that my dad bolted the headboard to the wall
Her cop pants made me imagine I was riding a unicorn and by unicorn I mean her face
I did not pay that kind of money so that It could be hidden. that bra needs to shine in glory so that it can be seen by the world.
I just want to feed you taquitos and play with your boner and live happily ever after
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