So you refered to him as "monster dick"...not so much
You should swallow it and be like the ticking crocodile. Only you play Still of the Night.
Just realized the hot girl at the office got a boob job over the Holiday.....she is now super-hot girl.
I take that as "no I'm not driving you to the bar in a blizzard"
He's tryingto open a beer with a Police baton. Cut him off or see where this leads?
He insisted he brought his alarm clock everywhere, and then the girl screamed "fuck French people!"
This storm betta not fuck with taco tuesday
Would it be appropriate to cancel a hookup to watch the golden globes?
absolutely. tina fey and amy poehler trump everything.
I ate breakfast with him. And by ate breakfast I mean we fucked on the kitchen table.
If it snows I'm making an igloo and getting wasted in it
Never thought an ATM max withdrawal could be such a good thing...
He shit with the door open. I think that means we are in a realtionship.
I know we agreed to cock block each other from now on buttt I WANT this one. I have felt his penis, it is godly, and I am going to have it inside of me, so shut the fuck up and leave.
Sitting in the dr office she literally looked at my throat and goes have you been having oral intercourse
Gonna do a few lines then clean my room so I can feel like my life is somewhat in order.
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