Viking lives by an ancient code of honor that we do not understand.
What code could that possibly be? Bothering the fucking shit out of people while being physically repulsive?
I submitted an essay to my history teacher comparing changes in the middle ages to the song changes by David Bowie. I can't wait to see my grade on that.
i am about to cut my stepbrother's hair into a mohawk with the same clippers i use to trim my pubes. god is so on my side today.
If Bret Micheals dies..will VH1 have to go off the air?
Well he's in a two year college so technically hes a senior. At least can we just pretend I'm not robbing the cradle.
Is puking blood really that bad of a sign? Can we pretend this is okay?
It's okay.
He was like a foghorn with a huge penis.
i'm drinking whiskey out of a ziplock bag in a movie theater. i'm THAT girl.
He needs to respect me before he can fuck me with cat ears on.
she never specifically said NOT to fuck her boyfriend so technically we can still be best friends
If I can't get slightly excited by the thought of his face between my legs then I know I can never sleep with him.
Apparently, "please don't I have to be in court tomorrow" is not a valid excuse for a girl to abstain from giving a massive hickey.
That super awesome moment when the guy who threw up in your bed last night crawls into your roommate's bed the next morning...Naked...She was in it.
well don't blame me. sometimes vibrators go missing and people get angry. these things happen
there is definitely a hickey on my left nipple.
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