"Reality" and all separate lives are the same thing?... We all have separate realities?! My life Has one reality and yours has another?
Haha how much did you smoke
4 feet of smokeee!
keep it on the DL tho cause i dont want it getting out and it coming off like i kidnapped her or something
Dude..masurbate with cocoa butter lotion..its like cocoa pebbles just gave me a hand job
I managed to convince him it was his fault I cheated on him...he spent the last 40 minutes going down on me. I feel legendary.
he called me from germany to tell me about all the gummy bears he bought...i'm doubting his sobriety
trying to line up a DD for St Pats Day. i guarantee i will put out. or puke and pass out. really its 50/50 at this point.
I don't know how I feel about the stuff we got from that guy. Me and Monty are driving through town listening to static at full blast...
IM A DRUNK BIRTHDAY CLEOPATRA MESS. CELEBRATE THAT BITCH
5 am booty call.. And I went I need to gain better control of my vagina
What's protocol when the 18 year old son of an anti-gay preacher sends you a message on Grindr during church?
Boobs have been pretty central in my life somehow lately which makes me question if I am truly gay
Ugh I don't want to adult today. I need like a dozen more coffees. Or cookies. They're interchangeable.
Its 7am I'm awake still drunk, there is food, random clothing and road cone in my room. I can't decide if this is a failure or a success???
If I look at him, he starts sobbing. Please come get him; he's scaring the cats.
Wrong Cuomo but I had a dream last night in which I was very sexually attracted to Chris
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