nut hugger
Ok I love you more. To infumty and beyong.
I wonder if I could sublet my bathtub to anyone.
I can't tell you what you just drank, that would ruin the point of Mystery Monday.
I thought monday through wednesday was a YOLO free zone.
dude, we need a reunion soon, my vagina needs a deep massage. The kitty is ready to play
He's so twisted that he's acting out Dragon Ball-Z by himself. The Tanquray and THC combo doesn't play around.
I'm proud of all of us. Somehow we all survived another Jägerbomb Tuesday
Suffice to say, I think if people ask about your bruises, and you look them right in the eye, and say "they're from fucking...", people would be like, "respect."
I told ya. I'm super awesome at making things super awkward. I'm the Awkwardnator.
Yeah,I'm just gonna keep fucking other guys til this idiot figures out he loves me.
my mom just came into my room and handed me a news paper article about women on the verge of a drinking problem... i can already tell its not about to be sunday funday
Just passed a girl holding a jar filled with what appeared to be diarrhea
It took me twenty minutes to read that sentence.
All I said was okay...
Alex thinks he can revoke my dick privileges haha.
Isn't he the one getting all the privileges ?
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