As my groomsman, I expect you to learn the Thriller dance with me before next September.
Lol i'z typing this with my 962 nose
962=my?
Yeah.i
Why do you proceed to call me "Queen La Queefah?"
50 year old business women like dick too. Come on she said you looked like Ricky Martin.
I'm sorry I compared your vagina to nascar
She came to class yesterday wearing a shirt saying Maybe Partying Will Help. Showed up to class today and puked three times.
It would have to be recorded, because that sex tape would be humanity's primary evidence of miracles
We should get Al Michaels to provide commentary for it.
He sent me a picture of his dick saying "your throne my lady" for my birthday. He knows the way to my heart.
That's why my New Years resolution was no more blondes. They're all bad news
My mom wants to name our new dog the same name as my fuck buddy. This will be weird
Swimming turned traumatic when grampas shorts slipped off..
The modern romantic, surprising his gf w/ a gram of blow
Your dad was just slow dancing with the priest and holding a beer. Classic
Be careful, there is sex in the air.
Its like your face is a pile of corn and I'm a chicken
...What??
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