How do I get over judging people who I would be exactly like if I had a boyfriend
Get a boyfriend
the recession has oofficially hit my standards.
xbox live and facebook are tricking me into believing I actually have an active social life
i have more money on itunes than i do in my bank account... college.
Well after last night it's official...I cannot die...it time to use this power for good instead of handle contests
Btw, just wanna point out that you've hooked up with two guys whose birthdays are today. Congratulations, you have a type!
I have stripper ass cheeks all over my glasses
Hahaahaah I keep finding little notes you left me on my physics notes... "TOO HIGH FOR BIRDS"
If drawing me a picture of his dick in draw something is flirting then he is doing it wrong.
I gave him shit for taking my sloppy seconds and when I woke up my eyebrow was gone
He never answered about passing his structures test no matter how I asked him. He did send a text saying that he would be "pouring alcohol into his head and balls" so I'm guessing he has to retake the whole class.
I never saw such an emotional argument over yellow vs. spicy mustard.
You gave my cousin a blowjob and are facebook friends with my mom. Is there a name for this level of friendship?
You're even getting laid in my dreams, god I'm a good wingman
Left my wallet at the store. Wouldn't have noticed if the joint I just rolled wasn't in it.
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