Omg. Just talked to a semi driver from nebraska. Got her truck stuck. Gave her and her riding buddy a glass of vodka and a cig. YES.
Oh and ps....i was sleeping soundly until i woke up by the sound of amy on the phone with her mom sobbing hysterically because she can't stop having the shits.
woke up 7 floors down in the lobby...i my underwear. New high or new low?
New experience?
he breathalyzed me before we had sex.
Matt is in the hospital again. the night nurse text me asking not to bring the boombox again. is it sad or awesome that they are starting to know us?
It's a line of coke at 10 a.m. kind of Saturday. Don't be a pussy about life.
woke up laying on an empty pizza box and some guy was doing blow off my butt...i guess i should thank you.
They left me stranded on the side of the road with a table and five gallons of water. They said it was all I really needed to survive. People are staring
Want to come over and play therapist and then fuck all the emotion away?
Dude that soap I drank last night is fucking killing me.
I kind of want to throw a lot of things at him. Mostly blunt, heavy objects.
Was I asleep on the ride home?
Yea, then when I tried to hold your head up on a turn, you round house punched me in the face.
candyland with pharmaceuticals ... what could go wrong
I've already dropped her on the ground of a crowded bar dancing , been incoherent drunk to the point i couldn't speak and came within 2 seconds all on separate evenings so at this point she should know what I'm about
we had sex while we waited for the thai food... a which will come first type of situation
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