I was just tapping my foot in the bathroom at Penn Station just PRAYING for anonymous sex. You know how that goes.
THEY WONT LEYT ME IN AND I REALLY NEED SOME FRUIT
I'm naked in the window of the hotel and I feel like I'm walking in slow motion like a robot
haha she has always seemed a little off. when i met her i was told she was the queen slut. and she had a crown on at the time. it seemed appropriate.
I need a Xanax. A Veggie Delight. And exhibition style sex.
I love that your last three texts to me were "Drunk." "Getting laid." "In the hospital."
Based off of the soaking wet clothes/towels/rugs, Eiffel Tower statue and monkey in the bathtub, I'm going to assume drunk me took a bath.
Are you really alive right now?
Well Apparently I went to piss out my window last night, woulda been ok if I opened the window or the blinds.
I thought my ass was sore from the gym then I realized it was from being spanked. Confusing time in my life.
Got high again and all I want to do is wave this flag around
So I've been in more fights on one leg than I've had on two.
Good, I don't think Coke dipped ring pops hold up in the mail anyway.
We are horrible
Yeah but we're also awesome
So I fell alseep while I was motorboating that girl last night infront of the entire party.
Got upgraded to First Class and now I’ve got the whole Pacific Ocean to seduce the very hot gentleman sitting next to me!!! Door closing, wish me luck!
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