Theres a disney princess moonbounce on karen st. and I'm drinking beer at a little league field. this might end with me in jail.
All i have left of him are the magnum X-Large condoms he left in my room, knowing full well that no other guy I hook up with will be able to fill his shoes. He taunts me.
I wish I was a power ranger. Also the universe is immense. Like it never ends. Never.
I am 100% planning on being drunk on Wednesday. This is America. Work or no work.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
She has the perfect pussy. Looks like a paper cut with a puff of cotton candy on top.
And then we will celebrate by drinking and making fun of him. As per usual.
And that facial hair. He might as well shave it so it spells "douche" on one cheek and "nozzle" on the other.
Wake up. Eat bread. Find your dignity. Don't be late for work again.
Dude, fate has brought her to your penis.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
They had like literally all the dildos. It looked like a seance for dick. I left the apartment and haven't been back.
PLEASE HELP ME THE AMERICANS ARE YELLING ABOUT TURKEY, I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO
He got me off while watching hockey. He's a keeper.
I kinda forgave him after he laid next to me and rubbed my arm for four hours while I tripped balls.
Compositionally, that's actually a really nice picture.
And your penis looks really nice too.
Yea I went out in footie pajamas and still got laid. Good night for u?
Randomize