how about we just leave your boyfriend out of this
Going to bed naked. Too bad I am all alone. Need to make some changes. Either sleep with clothes or with you
STOP acting like a freshman, you have a drivers liscence now AND a PERSCRIPTION for birth control. Dont give all sophmores a bad name. Woman Up
I'm sorry for what I said earlier...your vagina wouldn't look funny If you had a kid.
Use motel 8. I'll give you my credit card #. i'll pay for it cuz i care about your vagina.
There is a positive side to a sinus infection. Exclusively cowgirl sex. I've convinced her I'd pass out if I had to do the work.
Nurse helped me count all my sexual partners and still gave me her phone number. She shall be #73.
Yep I can make a seagull sound. It's identical. I tried it. They thought I was talking to them. It's pretty cool.
Had weird bad dreams about you last night. Please tell me you didn't google my real surname and that you don't go to a needle exchange.
I went to Christian school in the 90s. I can finger blast anything, but dignity.
I or someone else dumped a lot of glitter into my boobs last night.
I'm like a sensual ninja. You turn your head for a second and.... BOOM I'm naked. It's like a naughty magic trick.
I got outsmarted by a door tonight. Twice.
I sent him home with blood on his fingers and shame in his heart.
I can't imagine a friend I would rather lose my virginity to in a threesome.
Randomize
