what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
He never called back after I emailed him my booty call contract.
What did you even date her?
because emotionally unstable girls are great in bed.
Max was wondering if he could trade you sex for the use of your jumper cables
Did you know that if you hit someone in the head with a frozen loaf of bread you can knock them unconscious?
Yeah I mean its Vermont, not like id be the first guy to trade pharmaceutical services for beer
She was hiding under the bed to surprise me with sex. But when you took your hookup in my room to bang things out, she thought I was cheating on her. So explain it to her douche.
You put your finger on my lips and told me 'the butt is nature's pocket'.
I don't remember that at all, but I stand by what I said
Confirm that you received these messages so that I know you feel the agony of my vagina. There is such a thing as "too many penises".
You're the only person I know that could get laid while visiting their grandpa in florida
He said that he made a girl squirt to the ceiling and I got curious
I'm running late...how do you explain period shits to your boss?
New goal find someone I love enough to use these Japanese pancake flavored condoms on
All right well I’m making her sugar cookies and sleeping with her husband tonight. Just another manic Monday
Are we allowed to ho on the roof?
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