Is showing up wearing the condom a bit presumptus
So is chris hansen cool in person? Or is it just awkward while you wait for the cops?
I think the best way to start out any day is to watch 80's music videos. It's like visual wheaties.
i just farted in a meeting....took me completely by surprise.
so you made the shocked face and they caught you.
yup.
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Stop trying to talk to my friends!!
then get some ugly ones...
First date: that requires underwear, huh?
You wrote me a letter and I cannot make out anything you wrote except the last sentence which says "tell the wolf ill meet him at sunset and that I'm sorrry"
I literally had to tap out of the blow job. It was like a pornographic wrestling match
I don't care what we do tonight, as long as it makes me forget that my boyfriend just told me he likes taking it up the ass from big guys dressed as construction workers
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Ok well hopefully you're not staging an intervention for me at your place because I'm bringing beers
I think I'm still a little drunk from Sunday Funday and I just changed for a date in my car. wish me luck.
Hooked up with a guy resembling a bearded Cher. I need the lenses on my beer goggles fixed. Pronto.
why is there a wheelchair in the hall and why does it look like we banged in it?
All im saying is that my face might fall off.
just played fuck the dealer and thunderstruck with my physics ta. he is the third ta that i have drank with this semester, i think i'm getting good at college
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