we're blogging at a bar
Goal for tonight: Make one last drunken mistake for the semester.
Never fear I pulled out... she had "lies about taking birth control" written all over her
Wtf. Who made this Big Mac, Helen Keller?
she blew me in the men's room in the restaurant. it was a french bistro, so it was okay
This whole night would have been avoided if the liquor store had air heads
But I just had this pork pâté. It was dick grabbing.
Also we saw a clown getting arrested. Rochester is weird.
I'd like to request an "its my birthday discount", and for you to bartend shirtless tonight ;)
I gather from Facebook you got drunk last night and took semi naked pictures of yourself?
He was respectful of both me and my One Direction calendar.
He peed my bed and tried to say it was just the wine. The red wine. On white sheets. He's not a good liar.
I am literally sitting here with a jar of Nutella and a spoon, reading an article called "never drink alone again because now there's wine for cats." How single am I?
He bought me shrimp and alcohol and referred to himself as daddy. I am in love.
He just made this face while he was fucking me and he looked like the hunchback of Notre Dame, I had to stop him.
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