Never fear I pulled out... she had "lies about taking birth control" written all over her
google image searching george stephanopoulos at 1 AM on a saturday night...once again
At lowes after workin outside. Kid behind me says "mommy that man smells like a taco" yes she was talking about me.
im goin to the NYE party with a tuxedo painted on my body. i know a girl who does it. wanna join?
when you get a chance can you look up 'free abortion clinic' for me? cuz i dont think i'll be lucky enough for a second miscarriage.
Man, jail baloney is awful.
Today, my boyfriend informed me that I look like my dad when I orgasm
She's got a butler. A fucking butler. Shes like batman, but with a better ass.
"You can go raw dog up in me". Exact words. I can't decide whether to run, or fuck. Help.
The only person who DOESN'T think it's a horrible idea to sleep with my ex is my therapist. Obviously I trust her judgement above all others.
I am watching xfiles and eating microwaved cookiedough, and I see nothing wrong with it.
He fucked me so well and hard that the couch slid into the Christmas tree. I had to pull branches out of my hair.
I don't like pregnant me. I eat very large burritos, I don't like having sex and I can't even finish a Blue Moon.
Do not confuse my plans for being an adult though. I will ABSOLUTELY be practicing suturing, on my porch, while getting stoned.
i just wanted have a romantic star gaze moment with him. untill he let out a massive fart.
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