If i come over, it means nothing
WHY CAN'T YOU EVER SHIT LIKE A NORMAL PERSON, JESSE.
We walked past a group of guys in front of a bar last night and they claimed, I quote: Wow, we'd actually have to work for that.
what do you mean I googled how to give an awesome blow job?
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I'm sorry, but you without makeup is like christmas without presents.
I just added 'steal mom's xanax' to my to do list for when I go home for Easter.
You then began crawling around in the grass with a magnifying class saying you were searching for the magic school bus.
You can't say "they have anal bleaching for that" and then just hang up
Don't underestimate her when she starts going by "the vodka queen"
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Alright, who started the "how long till dereck gets deported from Australia" pool? I want in on that.
One guy got his nose broke and was playing with it. Then another guy was playing beer pong off his horse.
I was on my way last night when some asshole yelled "make better life choices" out the window of his car. I felt so self conscious I went home.
Is there something wrong with us? Seriously.
Possibly, but I'd rather not fix it.
Even after hearing me fuck his friend twice in one night, he still follows me around like a puppy.
The same idiot-bubble, now just bigger and louder.
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