My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
He was doing push ups, crunches and jogging in place in front of the restaurant. I'm not too sure I want to eat there if it requires immediate exercise following the meal.
I finally got her to squirt but it wasnt a stream, it came out in the form of mist. I felt like I was in rainforest cafe.
I woke on the floor next to a big TV. Apparently I traded my bed for a 52 inch samsung and a box of pop tarts.
i just feel like it would be irresponsible for you to not have sex with me again.
My vagina agrees.
while we were dancing I voluntarily took my bra off and hung it around his neck as a necklace. 2011 lets go
the laptop wouldn't balance on his lap. that's how well endowed he is.
Ginormous penis in the breeze, cumming champagne showers into your eye
STOP LICKING HIS MUSTACHE
We really gotta change brands again because 2-ply is making us feel like the celebrities we aren't.
He wanted me to come over on Christmas...inviting your fuck buddy over for the holidays is just something you don't do.
I hooked up with a guy that had a beard last night felt like I was building a fucken log cabin
Drinking from the bottle. In bed. Making dinosaur noises. Oh man.
Everybody posting sickening holiday couple pics and I'm over here deepthroating a bottle of whiskey.
i smell like vinegar and tequila i can feel the old people behind me judging
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