We won't sleep together?
I'm pretty sure that he just gave me the ginger disease
It was at that point the crowd that gathered realized i wasn't getting arrested, and passed the sobriety tests. I got a standing ovation from 25 strangers
I'm like a rollypolly, I only open my legs up when I feel safe.
So the bouncer told me I could leave the easy way or the hard way. I told him I was going to make him earn his 10 bucks that hour.
Apparently you chose the latter.
it's business casual sex. like no kissing, shake hands after, occasional frequency
If you're going to watch porn, can you atleast be considerate and watch it on my old laptop and not the new one?
Pregaming class all semester has made this final review session more like my introduction to the topic.
At the same time. Hot men feeding me brownies. In between rounds of sex.
What is soo wrong about a house of half-naked people hugging each other and laughing?
The pinata full of drugs?
Worst walk of shame man. They had a fire drill at 7am, had to walk out of her all girl dorm wearing my Everday I'm Hustling sweater
How early is too early to start drinking when studying for the bar?
Can someone explain to me why guys are so fascinated w their dicks that they feel like they'll die if they don't send unsolicited dick pics
This is why I should’ve just stuck with blow jobs. I’m good at blow jobs. Blow jobs never fail me.
I wish he’d realize all I want is dick. He’s my boytoy. He’s a stunt cock. \n\nCome over, fuck me silly, eat some leftovers, fuck me again, then go back to the frat house
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