his balls ACTUALLY tasted like nuts
He kept starring at my ass and repeating "Its Just a beautiful piece of artwork."
yea i guess its safe to say fire extinguishers are not synonymous with whip cream cans
He gave me a pearl necklace on top of my Karma necklace I was wearing. I guess I deserve whats coming to me.
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Just found a picture of a hobo making out with her tits...a HOBO
and you think what you did last night was bad? at least you didnt go wake up a sleeping guy for birthday sex.
I can't believe you broke a Paula dean wooden spoon over my ass
explain the broken jalepenos in my underwear drawer?
He makes me want to shower. It must be love.
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i came so hard i kicked through my windshield
They're fucking on the bed next to me. I took adderall and smoked so there's no fucking help for me.
I made out with drunk Joe Dirt and then put his mullet wig on for him. True Halloween romance.
Wow. The LSU Tennessee game is on here and the LSU cheerleaders are stupid hot. Its weird having a hard on. At a bar. On a Wednesday. By yourself.
The ride home was alright, we hooked up in the street next to his car after he smashed into the guard rail
i thought this was a perfectly normal conversation between two adult men about why this children's cartoon is quality television but no you just gotta be talking shit again