i woke up with "only hugh can prevent florist friars" written up my arm ... i need to know what we did last night
It's almost summer. We need to start reconnecting with our home drug dealers.
we all know badassery is carried on the XX chromosome
6 other girls and I took an ice cream truck to the bar when we couldn't get a cab. Best birthday ever.
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If it makes you feel any better, i gave her boyfriend a blowjob last week.
btw im using a cooler as a purse cause i love string cheese
I have bruises on the inside of my thighs from sliding down the stair case...thanks for encouraging that slut show
He asked us to wake him up with a strobe light. We had it going in front of his face full power for half and hour and he didn't even blink.
I just looked into the eyes of the man whose car I peed on last night
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Only Jon could get an entire commuter train to chant "Ride! Jon! Home!" to get a girl in bed.
Can we just smoke a few bowls and eat grilled cheese while drunk in our hotdog suits at 9am ?
I dunno, there's just something so\ncomforting about having his penis in my mouth.
i just looked at those "hey" messages and i was so confused and then i remembered we were practicing texting with our tongues.
Those nachos came to me in a dream
I want to bone him until his eyes fall out