From behind she looks like Richard Simmons
i woke up in the fire place with a lighter in my hand. if i would have died the night would have made up for it.
I think I suffocated him while I was riding his face
someone who i have in my phone as thundercock just said he was DTF
I just made out with Ricky Ullman of Phil of the Future fame and I don't know what I'm doing anymore. Help.
Young lesbians are the worst. And also what got me through high school, sooooo
Ultimate fat girl moment: I promised him my mouth for the night if he bought me a funnel cake..
Text me if something catches fire and I will put pants on
He signed my ass with a Waffle House pen.
I just watched some kid bang his girlfriend and I was like whatever I'll just sit here and do all your fucking drugs that's fine
No ive been in the mountains getting high and baking cookies with a 4 year old
MDMA, margaritas, mashed potatoes and ice cream aren't keto Kristin
I'm totally picking out my shrooming outfit and blankets right now
she said she was so hungover this morning in a way that sounded like she was apologizing for thinking she was attracted to me last night...
Please tell me you haven’t left campus yet!!!! I forgot my Hitachi and will not survive Thanksgiving without a steady supply of orgasms
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