Yep Great. Apparently I didn't just say things once that night. Drink. Yell. Repeat.
U also mentioned u werent wearing any underwear hahahaha
his electricity got shut off. i felt like a pilgrim searching for his dick.
So Easter dinner for me was at 4:40 this morning where i made Bagel Bites and had a glass of Chardonnay
Just saw a woman walking a golden retriever and a vacuum down the road. I miss downtown.
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do to the flooding of the park, there will be a midnight bikini mud wrestling party behind my dorm. all are welcome.
There's a mouse. In the house. By the cans. With some pans. Release the cat. To eat his hat. Sorry about the mess. Of my breakfest.
No but seriously, there's a fucking mouse in the house by the beer cans
Given everything we have talked about, is it wrong to ask you to be faithful to me, despite still dating him?
What's the address?
Too drunk. Just google it.
IT'S YOUR HOUSE
I think drinking everclear was a better idea than taking a night class.
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We left the knife in your bed.
I just need a text that says "put that food down bitch" and then maybe I'll lose water weight through tears
I made out with an Italian cab driver. Not cool. Help. Good news he will drive us anywhere we want to go as long as you cook food?!?!?! I want to melt into the pavement.
Well I shit myself on the way home from work today so there's that...
he said he was going to fuck me like a rabbit in heat. What he should have said was faster then a train and over before a commercial
NO BABIES. YOUR VAGINA WILL BLEED WITHIN A FORTNIGHT.
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