I may have discovered that porn hub is on my top visited sites during class this morning.
yeah that pretty much nipped itself in the bud when I realized i could see her whiteheads glowing in the blacklight
he bonged a 1/5 of jack and came back an hour later blacked out with a legitimate chicago firemans helmet
You weren't lying about those ceramics students giving the best hand jobs.
so the last visual we have of him for the next 87 weeks is him outside on the ground rolling around yelling I HATE BLOWJOBS
You spent most of the night crying and throwing leftover meatballs at the neighbors dogs
I can't tell if they're having sex or watching the beach scene from Saving Private Ryan. All I know is I hear explosions and men screaming and crying
Yeah man i woke up and only had a Jimmy John's wrapper covering myself..
I woke up this morning to find a stuffed animal submerged in the toilet. I'm not entirely sure if it was the cat or Kara.
Watermelon juice. Makes everything better. Gin. Wine. EVERYTHING.
The bond between me and cheese is something no man can understand.
Got done with class, now I'm buying MD 2020 with the ex. Sure feels like college.
My dad told me I would need to be my mom's DD tonight. So, that's how my Easter weekend is going down.
Are we DOING anything for lunch...if sex is involved, let's just be straight forward and stop wasting the first half hour! We just need to get to the point
How much glitter would I have to ingest in order for a "magnificent" amount to appear in my ejaculate?
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