if you're gona send my txt to that site at least change my area code plz
I think your mom looks like a breed of donkey and elephant, but her boobs are perfect
i was texting myself key events from last night so i could remember this morning. looked at my phone, texted my mother instead. our numbers differ by 1 digit
I thought Christmas was going to come before I did
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
O.A.R does not stand for Old Recycled Abortions.
He's currently rapping every word to 'more money more problems' at what could be a over 30s gay bar. I'm not sure yet. More info to come.
He tried eating fireworks, to stop him being hungover in the morning. Where do you keep finding these people?!
Did you ask me to bring you a t-shirt to class or did I just dream that?
No, I did. It's a long story.
Drunk puking in my bathtub has plugged it up for the third time this year. I hate these calls to my landlord.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Just so you know, your wedding is in the same place I gave my first bj.
they saw the dick pic he sent and started calling him 'subway'
He just said Bill Nye is just a dude. If I ever considered sleeping with him, I never will now.
It's one of the few times I hit fuck it levels of not caring
I'm gonna adopt her diet plan of secretly sleeping w a desperate ex... It combines excersise & loss of appetite due to guilt
are you inviting me to ice cream?
the subtext of everything i say to you is inviting you to ice cream
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