There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
she said she's never had and orgasm AND she's a cubs fan...ouch.
She keeps stunt undies in her bag, 2 sizes too small. She leaves them behind so the guy thinks he was luckier than he was...
We're at that point in our relationship where sweatpants sex has become acceptable...
Yea, i was tied up and blindfolded. And someone was throwing chicken nuggets at my face.
I just had some guy offer to eat me out on my lunch break... I think single life is getting better everyday
When your boyfriends ex-girlfriend texts you to see what you're wearing to his sister's wedding that you were not invited to, nor knew about. I think it's time to call it quits.
You definitely in your drunken state were really concerned you would forget to buy milk today
Either I'm too drunk or she gave me a hand job to the rhythm of jingle bells.
I sincerely thought making it to McDonalds by 10:00am was a shoe-in but it appears that I need to adjust my zoom when looking at the map before walking to places.
Hooked up with a guy dressed as Miss Frizzle last night... Asked if I could ride his Magic School Bus
I know it was a good night because I got a lecture from my roommates mom about stranger danger
She took me into the bathroom and force fed me a panini, it was pretty good.
But I think I successfully seduced her with my alias.
That's the 3rd negative pregnancy test this month. I'm on a roll.
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