I had a dream last night that we were eating cake at Mercy...hahaha. I'm furious I didn't see you.
So how come you never look me in the eyes anymore when we make love?
Omg I def was not. I wasn't that drunk. I showed that I stuff my bra but I didn't whip my tit out.
I have so many mobile devices now, I only use my laptop for porn.
I just realized this is gonna be the last time that I'm high in my childhood home. I'm kinda sad. I'm really high..
Walk of Shame'd halfway down a mountain, skiiers passing. Do not drink with lifties at the end of ski season.
Somehow me showing up to/breaking into her house only to find I was a week early for the party became a night of weed cookies and sex.
could you please explain to me why my jumper cables are on my bedroom floor?
I'm just sad for you. It sucks that the 17 douchebag asshole guys you're fucking can't morph into one nice, normal, non-alcoholic guy that has a drivers license and no criminal history.
Lesson learned. Kayak oars are not golf clubs....check
It's a drunk scavenger hunt.
Everything on the list counts for double points if done naked.
I really like your cover photo on fb that looks cool
In case birth mom friends me back, thought I should make it less drunk looking.
for the record im never blowing a guy on the toilet again, that was sad and degrading
Don't worry I sent a creepy stalker message to a guy I slept with 6 years ago, Sunday Funday rock bottom
I was supposed to go on a date tonight but I cancelled because I found out the Lizzie McGuire movie is on Netflix.
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