piano lessons. No girlfriend. What's up.
I'm pretty sure he came before I knew he was inside me.. Didn't think that was his plan when he said he was gonna do things I've never experienced before
Okay you totally passed out. Ask me about the bike parking garage and the expired baby formula in the morning.
no, i dont want the owner to like me bc i dedazzled my vagina
The more I hate his personality, the more I love his penis.
What I dont get, is for a man with a penis his size, to choose to go back with another girl instead of one that he says is the best sex he's ever had. He cant afford to be picky.
Not a single person will look me in the eye. Last night must've been bad.
I'd like to say yes, but I nearly lost my shit when I assumed there was no back to my house. I am not strong enough for hallucinations.
I can officially say I had a blunt rolled on my ass
I think I'm going to add the date I dumped his sorry ass as a life event on FB.
I think that's justified.
Is using cherry lube as jam shameful or hilarious
I would professionally fuck the shit out of her
if you're not jumping for joy when you see penis then you're looking at the wrong ones.
just found out that my aunt grows weed. today is a good day to be me.
Dude like i feel like i did ALL OF THE DRUGS yesterday
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