Ok seriously, can we bring back badminton?
they just started talking about wanting to bang stephanie tanner from full house
Once I saw his penis, I knew I made the right choice
Yes, she did suck your dick in the bathroom to wake you up.
In other news, someone I've had sex with won jeopardy last night.
Can I just say that you're probably one of my favorite people to have sex with and then eat hummus with at 3:45am?
Idk every story shes told me thats started with "back when i was a lesbian" has been my new favorite story
This is America. Deny every slut accusation or own up to it
I mean, I would have, but I couldn't come up with a logical reason to bring up oral sex during an orientation.
If anything I look like a soccor mom going out for her annual ladies night. Trying hard, but not quite in her twenty's anymore.
Hey guys so who is Justin McGoo and why did I text him "fuck yooooouuu juuuustiiin mcgooo" at 12:06am on Thursday night?
And today, on Faces I'd Like to Sit On .... The starting line up of the German National Football team
I saw a picture of a baby and it reminded me to take my birth control. Priorities
Do you know why I slept in the yard last night?
You said you watched the lion king stoned and had to do it for simba.
Pride rock will get you every time.
The first thing he said was that my underwear smelled like Trix but then he looked up at me and whispered "Silly rabbit, vagina is for me."
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