the nicest thing hes ever said to me is give me head.......please
so now she's a stripper
can't say i'm surprised
my tits taste like a pina colada. how often do you get to say that?
My hand is eating my burrito and not saving any for my mouth. TRIPPPPPPPPPPPPPPINN!
something isn't right. i offered to be his sex slave and he declined..
He tried to eat me out in the bath... I said it was a bad idea, but he said it was good snorkelling practice for vaca.
Sorry you called when I was puking in a cheetos bag
It was like an alcohol war zone and you left a soldier behind.
what kind of one night stand wants to walk you home in the morning? whole diff kind of walk of shame.
a 6'8" white kid in a Lin jersey just wandered out of my gay kid brother's room. when does spring break end, again?
I found out his moms name, maiden name, profession, and office location, his dads name and profession, his home phone, picture of their house, all of his work profiles, and the cost of their house. All I'm trying to do is find his damn twitter
what i'd really like is a nice helping of naked boyfriend with a side of naked boyfriend.
This is me trying to take a picture to send to grandma. At 4. We were trying to look sober.
We can have bacon on the roof while tanning
home. only unpacked the necessities...contact case and beer.
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