Do you know that poor pathetic girl that we should be friends with
just saw Chris Hanson on the street. looked immediately around for video cameras. why is that my immediate reaction?
just watched her puke in her purse and put it back on the bar. then half hour later put her hand in her bag to get a pen to give me her number. I bet she is game for anything
I mean, it really isn't YOUR car until you have sex in it.
New favorite sorority...they made me pancakes in the morning and welcomed back the walk of shame girls with a round of applause
Is it just me, or does Colt McCoy look like Herbie the Dentist from "Rudolph the Red-nosed Reindeer"?
bro im too drunk for your spanish code words. did you fuck her or not.
Another Sunday, another 100 chicken nuggets
don't trust your eyes. just sniff them. if they smell like axe, they are broke, move on to the next.
He would drink pee if it was in a beer can
It's that time of night again when I start to think I'm really funny, but no one else is as drunk as I am so they all start avoiding me.
Showing girls my stab wound was not the brilliant idea I thought it was.
2 weeks into this dating someone with money thing and I already don't know if I can go back to the being poor life
I went to a swingers party and came home with a boyfriend. I love my life.
Sadly my Summer of Cocks is coming to an end
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