I was scared of Debbie's boobs today. They were all huge and scary looking
What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
so i was just informed that i sang that song "pop that pussy ayyy pop that pussy" at the halloween party saturday. iembarrassing.
Yeah, we spent most of the evening making fun of the drunk girl until we realized it was you.
Hold on. She's wrapped herself in toilet paper and is scaring the dog.
Too many margaritas?
I miss waking up knowing you're passed out under my bed.
you're by far the better bro. your dick is more impressively sized, anyway
I hate that you know that from experience
On a scale of 1 to 3, with 1 being the smallest and 3 being the largest, what size nipple pasty do you think I am?
She seems less like a roommate, and more like a homeless person who snuck into your apartment.
I didn't punch him it was just love coming out of my fist
I ate the most amazing corn dog today.
I will probably dream about it.
Cheez-its and a bottle of cab...for under $10 you could win this girls heart
I didn't know. I guess I really haven't had that much time for drinking lately. I mean, outside drinking at home/work.
Are we going to go home and do it or do I have time to eat my nachos bell grande first?
What the fuck were you guys talking about?
Lube wrestling.
Oh, makes sense.
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