and before you know it i was laying next to him at 2 in the morning with penis and sadness on my breath.
Who would have thought the night we were surrounded by 4 cops would be the most responsible night of the week.
he told me he once ran a blackmarket liquor store out of his house. thats all it took for me to go home with him
there's a sledge hammer in the bottom of the swimming pool... so whatever happened last night was probably awesome
just heard a glass bottle fall in lecture and my first thought was to yell party foul.....is it friday yet?
This girl caught me staring at the cat but stroking the computer because it was closer, which is why I hate blunts.
He is gay. There is no bi when you have a manhunt AND you are an art major. That's like a unicorn without a horn, it just isn't possible.
Come over. We have tacos... And girls who took their clothes off. But mainly, tacos.
The only difference is Iv never super glued straws to your nipples.
It's kind of awesome I can smoke with my parents and tell them about thetime we used listerine in that bong
Buffalo PD walked in my bedroom this morning at 7 am. Was still blackout drunk, fully dressed, Steak Out wrapper on the floor, parking meter on the floor of the bar room. 'Both of your doors were wide open, wanted to make sure no one was robbing you.' Then I made a pass at her.
I'm spring cleaning all of the fuck boys out of my life.
I stole the butter cup cuz i brought home my rolls and chicken and didnt want the butter everywhere. I miss your body because its amazing.
Dude I'm fucking tired of freshman, there are god damn teeth marks on my dick again
If everyone felt the happiness from apple crown royal we would be in a better place
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