everytime someone famous vagina shows up in pics, i have to go check my own vagina to make sure mine dont look all wrinkledy and flabby like that....i want my lips plump and succulent
let's have our labels/stereotypes/careers for each kid by next week.
oh how i love working at summer camp.
Woke up in 100% not my clothes this morning. Third time this month. Fuck. Tequila.
that's almost as bad as that time i almost ashed in a baby carriage
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I swear every time I make the effort to make my hair look nice, someone jizzes in it.
One of two things would happen: He'd love it, or you'd get a restraining order.
Did you get my bra back of the bartender?
I seriously think we need to revision your idea of 'keeping a low profile'
answered a 6 am booty call this morning...you were still in the er so I thought what the hell
My shoe was in my mailbox this morning. I can't stay sober today.
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Welp, dad and I drunkenly sang Christmas carols until the police told us to stop. I vote Xmas eve a success
I know that we've never been that tight but I want you to meet my cat before I move.
Well she made a 15 year old cry, the grandmother did an ice luge and I woke up to the sound of sex moans
To be honest. I have two poptarts in my jacket pockets. No one knows. I am pro stealth.
Nothing says Happy Thanksgiving like picking cocaine boogers out of your nose at your parents house.
So after the absinthe shots_____(fill in the blank area for me please)......
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