So would u like to explain why you ate all my pickels and took my 1800?
About that, i have your 1800 on my desk with intentions of returning it but theres nothing i can do about the pickels
So explain to me again how you wake up next to a Brazilian model and I wake up next to a turkey sub? And a jar of grey poupon.
i threw up in a trash can last night at kellys irish times. but in a trash can because i'm a lady
If it makes you feel better he went down on me when i had a yeast infection.
Slut skills are useful in every country.
I got kicked out of a mexican restaurant last night for being too drunk. This is getting dangerously close to rock bottom
Min and u sung xhionubjs. Cause that's what u kiij like a xhionunk
Wikipedia just saved you three hours and $30 on a bar tab. You should donate.
$5. Donated.
I dare you to find another dealer that delivers bud to your home along with deep fried vegan burritos
Being drunk isn't an excuse for eating all of the bacon asshole
He took my necklace off while we were 69ing. His tongue never stopped moving either. Take that, guys who can't figure out how bras work.
He chose me to be his birthday sex..theres a lot of pressure riding on this bang
My ex boyfriend just amazon primed me a vibrator...guess I seemed stressed?
Justin has passed out on the toilet in a locked stall. Stay tuned for pics.
But seriously like how many girls do you know that will do that on the first date?
One?
ONE! And it was was glorious!
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