dude, she has braces
i meant the dude w the ponytail.
i was less creeped out when i thought you were talking about the 14 y.o.
I've had that scene from "Parenthood" where Rick Moranis' character is singing "Close To You" to his wife in classroom, stuck in my head all morning.
I guess my mind is just wondering whatever happened to Rick Mornais.
have you facebook stalked him yet?
No, I don’t know his last name...
Just google his license plate numb
just left the emergency room. condom extraction.
you're wrong. we DID have sex last night. just ask your roommate. you seriously don't remember him asking to join us?
This dude. Just lost. A finger. He asked us for tape.
We can't bring brittanys dog so we are getting high and getting in my bathtub I think it's pretty safe
Just a heads up, i'm sleeping in te back seat of your car so don't be freaked out when you see me in the A.M.
I'm trying to pinpoint the moment when "don't do anything I wouldn't do" became bad advise.
Some girl just walked passed me, said "fuck yeah!" and is now crawling up the stairs
Let he who has not made drunken spaghetti at 3 a.m. cast the first stone.
You threw up with such class too! Tiara and all.
Why is there a horse in the backyard?
I stayed at my gfs last night. This is all on you.
you tried to drunkinly do the backflip kick off of karate kid and broke the big screen
The squirrels were at the front door. Dude I swear..
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