Well if yoir are still awake and secided to drink... You may aswell drink
That text needs to switch to water.
I'm scared. I feel like she's my mom and she just walked in on me having sex. Like she's "disappointed"
we're ranked number 5 for having the most pot in the country for a university school. idk if i should feel worried or just plain blessed.
This place doesnt have redbull or serve shots. Its like they are at war with fun.
As i lay in bed, clutching my face, i'm starting to believe your dick in my eye story.
Get to the bar. Power hour leading up to the rapture.
If turning my entire backyard into a slip-n-slide is wrong then I don't wanna be right
All three women i have fucked in the past week are here in the same bar. Gameface, go.
Gonna go for any of them?
Thursday night girl, but friday is watching and tuesday is serving us.
I warned you. Don't come crying to me when your vagina refuses to forgive you for this.
You called me your momma bear, and then demanded more vodka
They've taken all the lighthearted fun out of S&M.
You cannot tell me you don't have a problem while crying pantsless on a stranger's sofa bed.
We could have mediocre awkward sex or mediocre stunted/awkward/uncomfortable banter. The possilities are relatively finite
He was standing in the living room wearing a Donald Trump wig and looking very disappointed
So what if you don't want to be with your family. Go drink alone and watch Netflix like a normal person, don't be productive!
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