so are u like ashamed lol?
not really. i dont look at it as being homeless. im just going to pretend im on an extended camping trip
I look better un-naked...
I don't think he has that. His apartment was pretty much a tv and a bed. Topless girl calendar and a glass of water to put out cigarettes.
Most awkward thing ever: Meeting your BattleShits opponent post war.
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i did make 45 jello shots and that makes me feel more productive then any paper would
is it too much to get a jumbo margarita in a sippy cup right now?
Woke up in a kilt. And it's not my kilt. Drinking was a success.
If you value your immune system buddy, walk away from that one.
I'm calling in my "fuck at anytime anywhere" card. Meet me at my place in 20 min, wear your Waldo costume.
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Also, just woke up in a Romney tank and sequin flag panties. Merica.
I will not get drunk on our first date. I will not get drunk on our first date. I will not get drunk on our first date.
Just participated in the saddest thing: Cheetos. Handjob. I have lost at life
I just made a drug deal 100% through snap chat
For not being a nurse or a sex worker I have seen an alarming amount of penises.
I think I must have activated my bat signal.... All three of my FWBs contacted me today!
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