i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
Can we hire someone to dj while we have sex?
On a side note I think I burnt my eyebrow when we "teter-totered" into the fire
Found a beard hair in my crotch.... care to explain?
Blacked in riding a tandem bicycle with a stranger. We stopped for hot dogs.
He bought me a oreo ice cream cake with "thanks for not calling the cops!" written in icing. If that doesn't sum up winter break, I don't know what does.
The perfect world is just rainbows and rocknroll and good sex. With the occasional stripper ridIng a horse. I spelled occasionally right?
There a special place in hell for drunk criers. A special FUCKING PLACE
I could probably be laying here naked and he'd still be more interested in this thunderstorm
Too bad I can't un-pee in his body wash
Well there's a microwave in my yard now too. I fucking Bruce/Caitlyn Jennered decathloned that bitch.
just so you know they found you begging for money at the L station. What the fuck did you drink last night?
We got cut off at the bar, but it's okay because I tactically rolled behind the bar and grabbed a bottle of whiskey. Meet me in the back booth when you're done puking in the bathroom. This is about to get real slutty.
I'm sorry I walked in on you guys, but all I heard from outside was her screaming "Dive, dive!". Sex was my last guess for what was going on in there.
I just woke up in a prom dress on your bathroom floor, yea I'm 32.
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