I am going to fall madly in love with a ginger, marry the ginger and have lil ginger children running all around town. Oy
You shut your mouth
i woke up with my moms heels on underneath your couch cushions
you want 1 or 2 eggos?
So I thought I was slick leaving his room this morning all incognito. Little did I know I was wearing his football jersey with his name across the back... stilettos & my bra was left behind. never seeing that again
i woke facing the corner with my computer and i had googled "how to put out a fire" i am so scared to turn around
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I hurt. I blacked out in a onesie. Reevaluation needs to happen.
Would you be offended if I asked you to smoke a blunt with me while I pooped?
I need to find out this kids work schedule. I need mustache rides on my lunchbreaks.
Jasmine is diving into bushes again.
Carson when you get home I want you to go downstairs and go into each bedroom and pick up the underwear and either throw it out or give it back to the people who own them. Look all over the room. Thank, Love Mom
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either i huffed spraypaint or ate out that makeup artist. you decide.
Just hooked up my fuck buddy with a job working for my dad...this can only end bad.
The groom's brother was an accomplishment. Then I remembered he was also the officiant. Check and check.
Dealing with people is so much easier after you've had an orgasm or 4.
UPDATE: THERE IS ASS EATING. I REPEAT: THERE IS ASS EATING.
On a scale from 1-10 how fucked up would it be to buy weed with my fafsa money?
It's a study aid
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