Do you think an esthetician would be willing to wax the Chanel Cs into my crotch? That way, whenever a guy gets ready to pound on it I can go "Careful, it's Chanel."
so i woke up thsi morning with a phadora on my head, no shirt and a huge hangover? want to help me figure this out?
I woke up this morning naked, with a to-go box from Qdoba, an entire meal completely untouched. I have been piecing together my night to find some answers. I feel like Nancy Drew.
so after he got his stomach pumped, he asked for a smoking room.
I want you to tape your fingers together and give me a lobster claw hand job.
I guess the study abroad went badly, I gave him a joint and he just smoked it and cried all the way from the airport
So again no comment on the cleavage. I'm a bit disappointed. If those girls come together to make cleavage AND I send you a pic of it, you have to comment on it. That's like relationship 101.
Adults smoke weed in footie pajamas man. You just gotta accept me for who I am.
She loves introducing her friends to my foreskin.
I woke up in his bed wearing nothing but a penn state hat. We are....
The only thing I know is that these arent my shoes and Aaron is missing and he has my house keys.
He's far too busy staring into my soul to touch my tits.
He was singing on top of spaghetti, and then started crying. He said it was the saddest song ever, "so so sad".
I gave him one of my famous hand jobs.
Lol. I liked you the most when we were banging random girls and trying to tag team everything. You were happier then.
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