who cares. he's ugly and has a dick this big -->
i can now get sex on a playground off my list of things to do in life.
See it, we're so close, i smell your vagisil
the pub in dfw airport has a countdown timer to st. pattys day, to the second, i like texas
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We had to introduce ourselves in ethics class. This guy stood up said I'm mark, I love sluts and Jack. Then just sat back down. Hero status.
He is the one I "technically" lost my virginity to.
I feel like you never had a virginity..
we used the fire extinguisher you had been cuddling with to decorate the cop car while they were inside arresting everyone
I'll just have to do enough fangirling for the both of us. Nipples engaged.
We are keeping it ultra classy drinking 40s and playing croquet with 90s rap blasting in the back ground
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I shame-fucked to Hotel California, don't tell me about priorities.
We can't BOTH have terrible sex lives. Get fucked or throw him out.
CSI Miami is on and the guy is trying to save this woman who got shot. By stripping off his shirt & belt. THE WOMAN NEEDS YOUR PANTS OFF TOO
No worries I have vodka. Its always on time
Is it a problem if I'm trying to condition Goodbye Horses to trigger an erection?
FUCKIN BIRDS ARE CHIRPING AT 4 IN THE MORNING. THE SUN ISN'T RISING YET MOTHERFUCKERS, GO BACK TO YOUR NESTS.
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