all we need is a web designer
and a bunch of prostitutes
Anywhere you can eat green eggs and ham, you can have sex.
you were licking his little sister's watercolors and trying to paint with your tongue.
Just saw a maroon grand am stop on my street, the driver opened the door, vomited, and then drove away like nothing happened. Been there, done that.
Sacagawea was the original milf.
my quiz for the book was only 2 questions and my one answer was sorry and then a sad face
The first song on his sex mix was "highway to the danger zone"
it took me 7 solid minutes to realize "egggGSaucetingf" meant "exhausting"
I'm blaming hurricane Irene if I get pregnant tonight.
She woke me up with an urgent call telling me she was rolling on Mollie and swimming in the ocean. I mean that's just great. If she drowns, I'll feel responsible.
You have like just as much sex as me and I have a brand new bf. That does not add up. That is not right.
I WILL BE THE BEST FICTITIONAL HISTORICAL FIGURE FOR THE FEMENIST MOVEMENT THE WORLD HAS EVER SEEN
I am the only person I know ever to have been brought TO the bar in the back of a cop a car. Twice.
He just felt my tits to find out which piercing I lost.
I just want him to go down on me while I eat a burger. Is that too much to ask?
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