No see this is how It goes: guys will fuck virgin girls. But girls don't really want to fuck virgin guys. So you're good have no fear.
Gay TA. Finally going to boost my GPA your way.
New major. Tourism Management. I dont know what it is but it sounds like something all the stupid slutty failed business management majors do.
this islike a room full of reasons why i should be in prison
Would you wanna look up as you cum and for a split-second see your dad?
She's cute, but batshit. Like some kind of dominatrix disney princess.
Cover your phone. Photos of streaking frat guys incoming.
Hooked up with a guy dressed as Miss Frizzle last night... Asked if I could ride his Magic School Bus
Ah, but I don't wear underwear. Every day is Commando Wednesday.
Just wiped the ashes off my forehead before he came over to have sex. Definitely going to hell.
I think you're my feminist conscience sometimes.
My disney ticket is covered in lube, do you think they will accept it?
dude. i woke up on a random lawn wearing only my boxers, with all my clothes hung in the branches of a nearby tree... no more shrooms
Almost gave myself a concussion stealing a stuffed unicorn hanging on a street sign but hey I got home safe
I just googled "how to blow an uncircumcised guy" and did serious research. That's how badly I want to fuck him.
You misuse your internet privileges.
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