At least make sure they are 18
Why
i can't believe i never thought of this: farticle man
Do you feel like you missed out a little from not getting crabs in college?
Even DaVinci knew it was gay to draw the penis big. Thanks art history
pretty sure i had my hand down BOTH their pants at the same time at some point...
If it wasn't obvious enough to the cops that she was drunk, she threw in, "I like the colors of the lights because it makes purple."
I'm still trying to figure out how you came back with chinese food, and a spoon covered in icing saying 'cake..'
I only made out with him because he cured my hiccups
I'm calling it the Friendlationship with Benefits Zone.
NOT EVEN KIDDING RIGHT NOW. THE GUY IN THE SPIDERMAN COSTUME JUST FELL OFF THE ROOF INTO A BABY POOL. GET HERE NOW!!
That was the #1 scariest moment in my life. I have full trust in you, I let you bite my penis for god sake.
I will not get drunk on our first date. I will not get drunk on our first date. I will not get drunk on our first date.
It's ok, I did squats with my bottle of wine before I opened it. That counts as the gym since I won't be getting there haha
There comes a point where there's just condoms and old mcdonalds in your garbage can and you can't tell if you've won or lost.
I would throw a dart into the Olympic ceremony and fuck whoever it hit
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