This is clearly one of those "A hole's a hole" situations
She made a list of the things each of us had done wrong and assigned a point system. Guess who came out the loser?
Sacagawea was the original milf.
screw that ipod for my birthday.. i just want a weed brownie the size of my face. that's all.
I kinda wish he had even a slight idea of the sex I'm planning for his departure. I'm literally studying for it.
of course we have a beer bong
how else would we feed our christmas tree
Taco Bell. She just parked, got out of the car mid drive-thru, ran to the dumpsters, pissed, then ran back and drove up in the line.
We got naked and peed in the garden. Something about bonding with our new house
What?! Why else would they put table cloths on a table if not for discreet oral sex? That's why they were invented! Read a book...
I'm about 95% it's a collapsed lung. Go big right?
I SWEAR TO GOD IF SHE FUCKS WITH OUR GOLD GENE POOL
I'm really sorry I hooked up with your student on the dance floor..
I must stop trying to make out with my friends when I'm hammered.
All our friends are getting married, and I'm the dateless guy bringing molly to their weddings.
Is it wrong for me to wish my cat had arms to get me a beer?
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