It was like doing yoga with his dick in me
Dude I just figured out the mystery flavor of airhead is vodka sprite, no way i'm wrong
so... my grandma just told me i should be a stripper
well at least shes not calling you fat anymore
you tried to clear everyones facebook status so that yours would be the only one on everyones home page
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WHITE RUSSIAN WEDNESDAY. TELL YOUR CO WORKERS. INVITE QND PREPARE
I gotta find new tactics tho. There's just so many tied up dicks one can look at before part of your soul dies.
ex-cheerleader. ex-gymnast. ex-dancer. i dont even know who to go for tonight
Just woke up to the best idea ever. Vodka infused BUTTER. Take a second, and think of the possibilities.
And they're not making a turkey. My cousin was "hoping to shoot a bird this week"
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How was your night?
I spent a lot of money and drank a lot of booze. Also was part of a successful search party
You could cut the tension with my nipples.
I don't care. It's wine Wednesday get your gameface on.
this old people party is bangin. they have apple cider with everclear in it
We walked into the RA's room and he said "is that alcohol" and I screamed "IT'S WATER" and ran out and Vanessa slammed the door and started making out with him.
THERE IS JIZZ ON MY CEILING. HOW THE FUCK IS THERE JIZZ ON MY CEILING
Randomize