we put on a show in the hot tub for our boyfriends, then climbed out and both got down on our hands and knees and puked at the same time--still naked.
i just got the best bj of my life in the pastors office at church.. Youre right jesus really does love me.
i just saw a man pushing two thirtys of beers in a stroller while his little kid ran to keep up. father of the year
Just stole a pregnancy test from Wegmans because I didn't want to pay 13 dollars to find out my life is over.
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the fact that i fell through a skylight is the least humiliating part of the night
You blacked out and walked in on my neighbor breast feeding at 3am yelling "where is my best friend". I think we should go apologize.
I need to stop drunkenly getting naked. I'm losing all my favorite party clothes.
I wish I could but I can't. No beer pong or sex on a hammock...such an unproductive weekend
You kept saying you only wanted to drink until you were sleepy. You succeeded if "sleepy" means you sleepied around with 4/6 of the guys there.
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my head feels like a yellow yolk spinning in a circle at the bottom of the bowl.. i may have a concussion, love auto correct
i need to un-sleep with a few of those brothers before we ever go back to that house again. i'm serious. i will not be a fraternity groupie.
Almost lost a vagina lip in the great shave of '16
You're now part of the minority of friends who haven't seen my boobs.
I taught three men with PhDs how to make a gravity bong last night. I love academia.
we thought it would be safer to lock you in the car alone downtown than take you back home to pass out
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