Mental picture: Us at a bar keeping it classy shot gunning PBR's in the corner.
That was a good example of when keeping it real goes right
I am choosing my outfit based on how fast I can get it off. Please help.
watching law and order svu marathons. all of the sex crimes cases start like my sat night.
Just read my long term horoscope. I'm not gonna get laid for another 2 years.
My parents just out drank me... I cant get back to college soon enough
It feels kinda weird thanking you for sucking my dick, but I just don't know what else to do right now
I send out my deepest condolences for seeing my ass last night.
You made her yell her own name while you were fucking so that you would remember it in the morning.
I like how my motivation to lose weight is so I can wear a nude bikini and get covered in body paint for the tribal party. Priorities.
Thought I was doing makeup today for a photo shoot for a short film. WRONG. Try I'm on the set for a Fucking Sci-Fi PORN.
I forgot I did whipits. Probably because my brain cells were killed from the whipits
I just went to add a song I had never heard before to my "high as fuck" playlist and it was already there.
Getting robbed by hookers is def a right of passage in a mans life
I told my therapist about the other night and he actually whistled and said "wow that is not good."
Hello my rib-scented angel!
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