Honey, If i waited till marriage I wouldnt know what a dick tasted like.
bras are like tupperware for tits, keeps em fresh.
Never again let me pretend to be australian for free booze.
she peed on how many people?
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all you kept saying from the spare room was "can you bring me a puke bowl...and the cat"
I now realize that they made gum to take the taste of dick out of your mouth.
Just saw my father's penis. Don't know what to say.
Welcome to texting with Mike. You're now leaving the sober section and headed to our insanely high bad decision making portion of mike. Enjoy the trip.
It made me think of you cause he just screamed "CAPTAIN PLANET" a lot and kicked people in the balls.
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I think my body knows it's dying and is just shutting down
He showed up on school grounds wearing nothing but a suit of armor. Really at this point I'm more impressed than angry.
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He told me to grab his penis so I did and swung it around and said “awe, it looks like the wacky inflatable tube man.
My mom has tinder, she is 45 and has her age setting at 18-29. And she still gets more matches than me
okay i know we havent talked for like weeks but i just really wanted to tell you that i miss your dick. like alot.
whose this? and thank you
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